Word to the wise... If on the first day of the new year, you make a smart alec statement about how you haven't screwed up the year yet, it stands to reason that karma will bite you in the rear and knock you flat on you back on the second day of the new year!
Yesterday, I stumbled on the one and only step going from my kitchen to the garage. I have stepped down that step a million times before. But this time I turned my ankle and fell hard on the concrete. I ended up twisting both ankles, both knees, and hit my back hard on the edge of the step. Thank goodness nothing was broken, just terribly sore now. I somehow got one leg tangled in the cord of the shop vac and felt like a trussed up Thanksgiving turkey for a little while before I got untangled. Believe me, it was hilarious (if you weren't me).
I don't usually set resolutions for the new year, but I have decided to keep a running list of goals. This is what I have so far: