They describe me this way:
She brings riches and wealth.
She lives in rotting woodlands near poisonous toadstools.
She can only be seen when the sun sets on a day of complete harvest.
She wears red with white spots, likes toadstools and has gentle green wings like a butterfly.
Rotting woodlands and poisonous toadstools? Ewww.
By "complete harvest", does that mean "when the margarita is made"?
Red with white spots? If I live in rotting woodlands, make that white with red spots, because I'm sure I'd be covered with poison ivy.
That's just silly.